“Darling, HD has made me ’sugar free’ - it’s a nightmare. I am in America for God’s sake, the home of cookies and candy, and I can’t eat a damn thing and it’s all because of bloody Hi Def!”

Who could be so enraged at glorious HD? Strictly Come Dancing judge Brono Tonioli, that’s who. Bemoaning the High-def transmissions of the upcoming US series of Dancing With The Stars, Tonioli will not be the first TV star to get a little jittery at the thought of audiences *gasp* seeing them in true clarity. Watch this space for more HD-related celeb outbursts.